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1. I was trying to break into the entertainment industry, where even unpaid internship positions have a 1 percent acceptance rate. The acceptance rate for Harvard university is 5.9 percent.
（我力圖進軍娛樂圈，而那里面即使是一個無薪實習職位的錄取率只有1％。 人家哈佛大學的錄取率都有5.9%呢。）
2. Every guy I made out with on the dance floor only wanted a single serving from the Spanx-sponsored Buffet I offered up each weekend, so the fact that Jared was coming back for seconds made me feel like Helen of Troy/Beyonce!
和我在舞池里動手動腳的每一位男人，都只想從我每周末提供的由緊身衣贊助的自助餐上吃一盤走人。所以當賈瑞德回頭來拿第二盤的時候，我自我感覺像特洛伊的海倫/碧昂絲一樣輕飄飄了。
3 My mom's enthusiasm is as contagious as the flu .
我媽媽的熱情感染力猶如感冒病菌。
4. An Asian supermarket that smells like the inside of a whale's rectum.
亞洲超市里面透著一股鯨魚屁股的味道。
5. I? was a pretty epic nerd growing up, so there wasn't really much breaking sex news on my end, unless you consider elaborate fantasies about the Backstreet Boys rippling off my overalls and making tender love to me on the set of Nickelodeon's Legends of the Hidden Temple newsworthy.
我從小到大都是一名書呆奇葩，所以我這邊倒沒什么爆炸"性新聞"可言，除非你覺得“后街男孩”在尼克羅蒂安的《隱寺傳奇》的拍攝現(xiàn)場撕掉我的上衣和我溫柔做愛的性幻想有新聞價值的話。
